"Actually, I'm quite the easy fuck, if you really must know. As long as you're a pureblood I'm not picky. ...And attractive. Of course." He smirked before leaning back, and he suddenly winces at the mention of sleeping with a muggle and he gave Montague a look. "Really? I bring you to a strip club and you have to go about talking about something like THAT? And yes, you're fit, but that doesn't mean you have to SETTLE." He glanced back at the blonde before shrugging, and looking back up at the stage.

After a moment he looked back when he saw another bottle of whiskey, and he grinned before he muttered, "Of course, why do you think I come here?" It was then, when he looked at Graham pouring another drink, did he realize that the man was still erect under the tight pants that he was wearing. Theo didn't hide how amused he was... and he finally asked, with a grin, "Are you even getting any blood flow down there? Looks bloody painful, it does. I feel like I should apologize... I didn't know you couldn't handle a nice little lap rub."