Graham laughed aloud at that, tearing his eyes away from the nearly nude women for a moment to look over at Theo. "I'd certainly never settle. Nor will I settle down. Mark my words. I'll be an eternal bachelor, sucking the marrow out of life until my dying day."

When Theo redirected Graham's attention back to his trousers, he shook his head and downed another shot before replying. "Perhaps you ought to pay more attention to the dancers you're spending half this week's pay on rather than staring at my cock, yeah? Are you going to take me to one of those all-male stripping venues next time?" He teased, tossing him a wink before gazing back up at the dancing witches.

"And it's not that I can't handle it," he continued through gritted teeth. "My body's just used to fucking directly after something like that happens. It's a conditioned response."