"Oh go on and fuck off," he said half-heartedly, still grinning. "All this taunting, you must be envious as I'm always ready to go when the situation calls for it. It's a gift, a talent-- I'm blessed."

He poured himself another drink and continued their conversation while keeping his eyes on the show. "So that blonde over there-- you know her?" Theo must, as he is clearly a regular here. He took another drink. "What's her story? Is she single?" Another sip as his eyes lingered back over to the Katie Bell lookalike. "Not that it matters much, of course..."